Trashy ever after, Katie Price?

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Almost every girl has their idea of the perfect wedding. Some want intimate, elegant events; others prefer big, spectacular days. Even before they hit their teens, girls are often imagining what their dresses will be like, and who their ‘prince charming‘ may be. It all sounds very stereotypical, but I would bet that the majority of women have had similar ideas throughout their lives. I’m sure that they would all also agree that they would want their wedding photos to be just as perfect, as they remain with you forever as a reminder of the biggest day of your life.

The photographs shown above are not a joke or a spoof (in the traditional sense) but are taken from glamour model Katie Price’s Barbados wedding to third husband ‘Kieran’.

These photographs are the most horrendous photographs I have seen in a while. If I could describe to you my idea of the wedding photographs from hell, it would be these. Trashy, cheap wedding dress? CHECK. Exposed breast? CHECK. Obscene gesture to the camera? CHECK. Husband who’s middle name is probably still a mystery? CHECK.

Given that the romance preceding the marriage was so short (two months), I hadn’t even had the chance to discover through Twitter or one of the trashy magazine or newspaper columns I love to devour that Katie, aka Jordan, was even dating anyone called Kieran.

Last time I heard, she was running around after a pretty toyboy who was unable to speak English.

I won’t even waste the energy in my fingertips typing criticism of Katie’s decision to embark in this marriage: by the time I’ve finished my rant, the marriage will probably be over!